WrestleMania 35 Drinking Game
WrestleMania 35 Drinking Game, from the Brothers of Discussion. Drink responsibly, PLEASE! Photo courtesy of the WWE.
By Matthew Klink (@klinkmatt)
April 1, 2019
The Brothers of Discussion have hoped they’ve developed a brand of having a lot of fun with their wrestling. We started thinking: “Why don’t we make sure everyone else is having fun too!”
With that, the Brothers of Discussion decided it was time to release the official Brothers of Discussion WrestleMania 35 Drinking Game!
(But like...this WrestleMania has like 1000 matches...so DRINK RESPONSIBLY! THIS WAS FOR FUN AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN TOO SERIOUSLY! HAVING FUN IS NUMBER 2 TO MY FELLOW BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF DISCUSSION’S SAFETY!)
Brothers of Discussion Official WrestleMania 35 Drinking Game
It’s important to note there are definitions for what will be discussed.
For instance, a drink is not a completed beverage. This can be accomplished with one sip of (preferably) beer, but try to keep it as light a sip as possible if you’re downing cocktails or straight liquor. We want to make sure you’re alive after 16 hours of wrestling.
Guidelines (For your safety)
You can’t play if you’re driving
A glass of water MUST be consumed after every two matches
Do not include the Pre-Show
You must AT THE VERY LEAST break/skip six (6) matches (feel free to skip more)
Definitions
Drink - One (1) sip of beer
Shot - Take one (1) shot of liquor
Chug - Continued consumption of a beverage starting and ending with however the scenario is defined
Complete Beverage - No matter the circumstance of the participant’s beverage (full, nearly gone, etc), the participant MUST finish their tasty beverage.
Rules for the Entire Match Card
Take a Drink for every firework display
Take a Drink on every finisher
Take a Drink on every false finisher
When the Ring Announcers make a statement of “One Fall”, the entire party must reply with “One Fall”. If a member of the party does not respond, that member must Complete Beverage.
From one match, pick a winner. If they lose, Complete Beverage, if they win, the rest of the room must take a shot
Take a Shot if we get to hear “My Time is Now” (John Cena’s Theme)
Take a Drink if Lacey Evans makes a classy appearance
Take a Drink on a title change
Take a Drink in honor of every table that survives a spot
You’re free to stop here, but here's a few extra rules if you guys are interested.
Women’s Battle Royal/Andre the Giant Battle Royal
Pick one winner
Take a drink if they eliminate someone
Take a shot when they’re eliminated
Complete Beverage if they win
Mid-Card Title Matches
If Samoa Joe walks out with a new son, take a Drink
If Bayley and Sasha land that weird tag team dropkick thingy, take a Drink
Demon Balor, take a shot
Non-Title Feuds
Pour one out for Triple H, if this is the end
Take a Drink for red glasses, a shot for blue glasses (Obviously...Batista)
Randy Orton turns a Flying Forearm into an RKO, take a Drink
Roman comes out with dry hair, Complete Beverage
WWE Championship
Big E turns heel, take a Shot
Luke Harper interferes, take a Drink
Chug during each ‘No’ chant
Universal Championship
Take a Drink for every suplex
Take a Drink for every nut shot
If Brock makes a goofy face (discretion of your party), take a Drink
Raw and SmackDown Women’s Championship
If Asuka gets involved, drink every beer in your fridge and all of your liquor
Take a Drink for every armbar
Chug during every figure eight
High five, sit back and enjoy Joan Jett (yes, that's a rule!)
Look, I want everyone to have fun, but please, for the love of god, be safe. (Most of this was a joke...so don’ take this too seriously).
I haven’t been this excited for a WrestleMania for a few years. Just know, that I’ll be doing an imaginary ‘cheers’ to all of the fellow Brothers and Sisters of Discussion and I can’t wait to get the discussion started!
